Where to begin???? I guess at the beginning, cuz if I started at the end, then you wouldn't understand the story, you would only read....TA DA!!
Long, long ago in a far far place...oops that's Shrek.....lol...remember my mentioning how drivers, were driving me nuts, and nuts driving ....blah blah...Ok, then will start before that....
As the family was gathering together playing their games on Christmas eve, someone had mentioned that the "CO" family were getting together, and we needed to do our 'WEBCAM' sing-a-long of the 12 days of Christmas .....well, this blew a gasket for me cuz....
Last year we sang together Christmas day, so I bought "C-boy" & I webcams for presents this year thinking AHA! I'll be ready!!! see our old computer has the webcam, but we dont use it much, and we use mine...blah, blah, in the end I didnt think things out very well...
....I was going to "surprise" him, something not on his list...anyhoo! guess the "surprise" was on me... I go get his & mine present out of the "Santa" closet and say "here, merry Christmas...early"( in a not too friend voice I'm afraid)
So I instruct the nephew to "load" that bad boy onto my puter', we'll be ready for the 12 days....Guess what...that's right it didn't load...anybody knows webcams are about the easiest piece of hardware to load...so...we try a couple of times, cuz I'm ruthless for punishing myself...(it didn't load)...we load "C-boy" no problem, and the 12 days go with a hitch....yippy!!
Christmas comes & goes, while I Windows update, check, re-check, clean boot, reload, update, check, recheck, clean boot..you get the point...(this is where drivers, driving me nuts, nuts driving..part comes in..) Hubby all the while is patiently waiting for me to admit defeat, before he suggests that I land-line,(telephone for you none techies)...lol or email someone for problem solving...(smart guy ;)..after 25 1/2 years of marriage, that boy has learnt a thingy or two eh?)..
I finally email... Logitech (very helpful, I might add.. they can pay me later for the holla).."techie-dude" walks me thru, yet again, load, reload, check, re-check, clean-boot ...blah, blah....Their "techie-dude" admits defeat....and he suggest I land-line (we know what that is) Microsoft...dooomsville...if I have to call "big" daddy you all know I've got some serious puter' problems.......
WHEW! take a rest....(hum, hum)
ready?....ok....
Now I call the Bid-daddy, they are very helpful for $59,99...lol yes, I had to pay...this really burst my inner "techie" ego....they give me to a Techie-guru...named.....SULTAN!!!!! (not making that up) bery, bery nice he is...(my best India impression)...lol..
SULTAN IS THE DUDE!!! HOLLA! He grabs hold of my 'puter, while I sat back and watched, him..."load, re-load, check, re-check, clean boot, re-boot....pause....then he did something I have never seen....he opened up the motherboard
AWWWW (angels singing) 
Then he says I have a corrupt file, he must clean!....have at it Sultan guru-dude...clean your heart out..
Sultan...cleaned, vaccuumed, bleached, and dusted the little corrupted "politician" file...VOLLA! we have Vebcam.....thanks Sultan-techie guru...you the best....
TA-DA!
I told ya you would see TA-DA at the end...me!






